May 2013
hiptoyourjive:
I’ve been feeling so drained and lonely and disgusting
I just seriously need someone to cuddle with, talk...
This week sucked major balls
“He hated all this, and somehow he couldn’t get away”
– Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness (via leslieseuffert)
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
Merf. Thinking is Hard.: youarenotdesi:... →
midwest-monster:
daffodilbaby:
jhameia:
youarenotdesi:
fat-amy-for-president:
fat-amy-for-president:
I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it
This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a...
justmyflawedlogic:
oliviastarshippp:
lokisgloriouspenis:
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to...
